NICE ONE BORISBy now this is compete glassc0ck, but by popular request here's the most popular Tory (outside Liverpool) in the UK today playing in an England-Germany All Stars "friendly": Our Boris playing soccerball.
His defence, according to the BBC:
"There was no malice in my actions. I was going for the ball with my head, which I understand is a legitimate move in soccer."Priceless.
To be fair, he does get the ball before the man, but with Rooney likely to return to fitness sooner than expected, the odds of a call-up to the England team are sadly looking pretty slim.
The pat on the arse from Ray Wilkins is a nice touch.